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1. What are you doing for Christmas this year? Hiding in my bedroom and pretending it isn’t the wrapping paper apocalypses? Just kidding, I will be playing the role of Santa Claus for my three children this year. I am like Will Ferrell in Elf around Christmas time.
2. What would you buy us as a cool present?! A dildo. Or three. Maybe a bottle of Jameson.
3. What would you like to find in your Christmas stocking? Find in my own? A gift certificate for a new set of tits. A girl can wish!
4. What’s your favorite Christmas memory? Gosh… Probably the one year my older sister set up the tree with our family. She wasn’t around a ton, but I will always cherish that memory, especially now that she isn’t here anymore.
5. What’s your favorite festive song or carol? Mele Kalikimaka by Bing Crosby
6.. In a Christmas fantasy land – who would be the famous figures, past and present, at your dinner table and why? I would require all of the following at my table: Uncle Si, My late sister, Marilyn Monroe, Bing Crosby, my Grandpa’s, and Jim Henson.
7. Again, in fantasy land or in reality – who would you like to grab under the mistletoe? 90% of the cover models on all these damn novels?
8. What would your perfect Christmas look like and would there be snow?! My perfect Christmas would probably be back in my childhood home in Connecticut with lots of snow, and the fireplace roaring. I miss “home”.
9. What have been the highlights for you from 2013? Gosh, so many! Publishing! Following my dreams. Moving half way across the country, finding myself… So much!
10. Any New Year’s resolutions? Make 2014 my bitch.
11. What is 2014 going to look like for you? Busy as hell! Publishing an ass-ton of new books, traveling to a book signing a month. Expect to see me in a white padded room by the time Authors in the City rolls around!
Dawn Robertson
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